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Stories of 3

3 apes escaped the zoo
one was seen eating burger at Mc Donald’s!
The second ape was seen peeping at the ladies CR!
The third ape was last seen reading this text! =P
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3 brothers named Bu, Chu and Fu 
migrated to USA from China. They decided to change their name... 
Bu become Buck
Chu became Chuck..
Fu decided to go back to China :-D
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3 Catholic women
CW1: My son is a priest, every one calls him Father.
CW2: mine is a cardinal, everyone calls him Eminence.
CW3: mine a stripper, everyone says “Oh my God” when they see him.
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3 DRACULAS in restaurant
RICH: Give me fresh blood.
MIDDLE CLASS: Give me dinuguan.
POOR: Hot water lang. (Took out a used MODESS). Hirap ng buhay, tsaa na lang ako.
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3 Kinds of Girls
MAHIYAIN – covering face with her skirt exposing her kuan
MATULUNGIN – “Ako na lang ang maghuhubad, sir”
PAKIPOT – “Ayoko sa harap sa likod na lang”


By: JAFO │ Operation Eposé Vol. 9 Blg. 46 May 27-June 02, 2012 issue
KILITIAN!!! ang ‘di tumawa, eh ‘di ‘wag!
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